plot twist: my hips are actually compulsive liars
yes that was the 1 picture I wanted to show you now gimme my phone back
i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun
sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard
ive seen this post umpteen times and ive always thought that if you switched u and i around it wouldn’t make sense like “u touched a” and i literally just realised you meant duck and not dick i swear to god i am the biggest fucking idiot.
(Source: gingerbreadlou, via lifeloveanddesire)
|Other people:||wow what a perfect morning for a run
|Me:||wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep
ur blog sux lolz. faget.
I meant to make that anon… My life sucks.